Penthouse or Basement? The Spiritual Realm is Topsy-Turvy

Am I dreaming? The sign outside the skyscraper reads: “Spiritual Realm.” I hurry straight to the elevator. “Up, please,” I tell the operator.She looks confused? “Up? You want to go up?”“Certainly!” I swallow my annoyance. “To the top.” The elevator starts ascending rapidly. I fidget.“Isn’t it getting stuffy in here?” I remark.She shrugs. “Yeah. A/C cuts off past the 30th floor.” Ding! “Penthouse.” As the doors open, a rush of heat invades the elevator.I scream, “Shut it, quick!” Just before the doors close, I notice the sign: SATAN CORPORATION--and just below it: HERE YOU GET WHAT YOU DESERVE.We fall rapidly. In moments the A/C kicks back on.“I don’t understand. I thought God would be at the top, but it’s Satan....